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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9395 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1520 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
