SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	7747
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Divine Spears Created:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Investing Minecraft SMP Financial Japan Shows

Economy, education, Entertainment, Financial, financial education, financial literacy, financial shows, forex, gambling, insurance policies, investing, Investments, Japan, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Popularity, risk management, savings, shows, smp, stock market, television, wealth building

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, on our server, it’s all about investing and financial shows!

Join us if you want to learn how to make diamonds rain from the sky by investing in virtual stocks and trading virtual currencies. Our players are so financially savvy, they’ve turned their dirt houses into virtual mansions in no time!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground casino where players gamble their diamonds on risky forex trades. Will you come out on top or lose it all? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you learn about financial literacy while dodging creepers and zombies? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	1528
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FlatmateFriendMCServer

bereavement, Boundaries, Communication, Consultation, Decision making, extended stay, flatmate dynamics, FlatmateFriendMCServer, Flatmates, Friend, Group Chat, house rules, living arrangements, privacy, rent reduction, rental market, Safety concerns, stranger, WIBTA, youth hostel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate situation.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual flat share with strangers who want to move in their mysterious friend without even knowing his last name. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with random players who may or may not pay their rent on time?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward conversations and passive-aggressive messages in our private chat feature. Will you be able to handle the drama without blowing up like a TNT block?

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to deal with roommate shenanigans and unexpected guests. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and drama!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2369
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MILsFaultMC

Apology, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, cake flavor, chocolate cake, chocolate icing, disrespectful behavior., entitled, Etiquette, family dynamics, gift giving, husband, MIL, MILsFaultMC, party rules, selfish cow, Son, sorry note, special day, special event, spoiled

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to the rules and etiquette? Look no further! Join our server where we teach kids valuable life lessons like the birthday person gets to choose their cake flavor because it’s their special day.

Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.

Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RelaxingParents SMP

Alone Time, balance, Community, coping strategies, Downtime, Emotional support, family, Friends, hobbies, me time, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, parenting, parents, Relaxation, RelaxingParents, self-care, smp, stress relief, support network, wellbeing

Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

BlockBusterCraft, Character development, inspiration, introspection, Journey, lessons, lessons learned, Life, moral, Movie, narrative, personal growth, perspective, plot twist, Redemption, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Story, transformation, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Players Killed by Monsters:	1244

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

blocks, caribbean, CreepinCraft, crime, criminal activity, death toll, gang violence, gang warfare, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international news, investigation, law enforcement, left, massacre, peacekeeping mission, security crisis, Tragedy, UN, united nations, Victims, violence

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Emeralds Found:	8102
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Whale Watchers in Canada

acoustic monitoring, blue whales, Canada, Canadian researchers, detect, EARTHQUAKES, environmental research, fin whales, Gulf of St Lawrence, Instruments, Land, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine mammals, PRESENCE, seismic activity, seismic detection, seismometers, underwater sounds, Watchers, Whale, whale calls

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9536
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

Alathra, Brewing, Calcite mountains, continents, Custom Mobs and Animals, Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Dash, Game, Giant spruce forests, landmarks, Lore, Mangrove islands, meets, Minecraft, Movecraft, oceans, Prairies, Red sand deserts, Roleplay, RP & Worldbuilding, Semi Vanilla, Side, sprinkle, Temperature zones, Thrones, Towny, Tropical beaches, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP: play.alathramc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

Website: https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

Custom Fishing	Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding	One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
Custom World	The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
Custom Plugins	Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Alathra?	To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
Can I create my own town or city?	Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?	Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

asmr, board rules, Clips, Crafty, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, long tail tags, lucy pyre, Menhera, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, Shons, twitch, twitter, VOD

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

accident, baby, cloth diapers, diaper, diaper bag, diaper changing, diaper duty, diaper genie, diaper rash, diapers, disposable diapers, hygiene, infant care, Mess, Minecraft, parenting, Poop, Potty training, reminder, Shalom, smp, Toddler, wear, Wearin

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyWeddingBestMan

3rd marriage, 40s, best man, canceling, courthouse wedding, CraftyWeddingBestMan, évite, family time, friend’s wedding, insurance coverage, job changes, lack of details, last minute, late cancellation, milestone, obnoxious date, party reception, pulling teeth, second marriage, travel expenses

Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

alluring quirkiness, captivating eccentricities, captivating oddity, captivating peculiarity, charming idiosyncrasies, curious magnetism, distinctive charm, eccentric attractiveness, enchanting peculiarity, fascinating oddities, intriguing features, intriguing peculiarities, oddly attractive, OddlyAttractiveMC, offbeat allure, peculiar attractiveness, Quirky Charm, smp, strange allure, unconventional beauty, Unique Features, unusual appeal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	976532	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyChicksMC

Awareness, Communication, CraftyChicksMC, emotions, Empathy, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Listening, Men, misconceptions, perspective, reddit, relationships, Respect, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

Hey gamers, are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of badass women by your side in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with fierce female players ready to conquer the blocky world with you!

Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCreeperCo

Assistance, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, crisis management., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, government cooperation, Humanitarian efforts, international aid, Lukashenko, neighboring countries, Peacekeeping, political alliances, post-war recovery, regional stability, Support, Ukraine, War

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and forget about all the drama in the world.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret society of pufferfish who are plotting to take over the world.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a magical unicorn appears and grants wishes to all the players? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Lukashenko said he’ll help Ukraine once the war ends, so that’s a bonus, right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magic Items Found:	6999	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cockroach Craze: Antibiotic Apocalypse

antibiotic, antibiotic-resistant bacteria, antimicrobial stewardship, Apocalypse, bacterial resistance, Cockroach, Cockroaches, contamination, CRAZE, disease transmission, environmental health, Healthcare Epidemiology, healthcare facilities, Hospital-acquired Infections, hygiene practices, infection control, infectious diseases, outbreak, Pathogen Spread, Pest Control, Pest Management, public health, Sanitation Measures, US Hospital

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where cockroaches are the real MVPs! These little critters have been training for years to fight off antibiotic resistant bacteria in a US hospital. They’re like tiny superheroes with six legs and a serious attitude problem.

You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant roach bosses to building your own roach army, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, our healthcare epidemiology experts are always on hand to make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the roach revolution begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	43487
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!