SongSucksMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4939	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	237	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	159	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	6672
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7634
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	76
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4852	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	89
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1880
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mines Excavated:	4383	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	4909	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	179
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	916876
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Players:	109/100	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6266	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4