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Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	9428	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	9864
Runes Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	2006
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	584	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mines Excavated:	4021	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9196
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Dimension Hops:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	25

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

MajesticSMP.com:50025

Finalwind [SMP]

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, ender dragon, Events, Finalwind, loot tables, netherite, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Trailer, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, weapons, Website

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2402	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Server Name	Finalwind
Description	Expands Minecraft’s endgame with custom items, events, quests, and an economy
Server IP	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQ

What custom content does Finalwind offer?

Finalwind offers custom weapons, armor, tools, daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy system.

Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

The only main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. PvP combat skill is encouraged and cheating is not tolerated.

How can I join Finalwind?

You can join Finalwind by connecting to the server IP: play.finalwindserver.com

Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

Yes, you can watch the trailer for Finalwind at: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

Eternal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, cells, comfort, Community, decor, ETERNAL, Identity, incel, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, organization, personal space, privacy, Realms, Reflection, relationships, room, SECURITY, self-image, Social

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Bro, forget about my room, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found!

Join this server if you want to escape the boring reality of your room and dive into a virtual world where you can build your own crazy creations.

We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party for all the cool kids.

You’ll never want to leave once you see the rainbow-colored sheep and the giant floating tacos.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

UnderratedFlicksMC SMP

film, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Movie, Overlooked, series, sleeper hit, smp, television, unappreciated, Under The Radar, underacknowledged, Underappreciated, underexposed, Underrated, UnderratedFlicksMC, underrecognized, underseen, undiscovered

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that only the coolest kids are allowed to join? Like, seriously, it’s so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in!

But like, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. And get this, the armor had special powers that made them invincible in PvP battles! Like, how crazy is that?!

Oh, and did I mention that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells jokes and gives out free diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Free diamonds from a ghost creeper! And rumor has it that if you find all the hidden treasure chests scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret portal to the Nether where you can ride on a flying pig!

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then hit me up for the secret invite code. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos, craziness, and pure awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most underrated Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #GhostCreeperDiamonds

CraftySportz: Pixelated Passion & PVP!

alternative sports, CraftySportz, different hobbies, distinctive activities, lesser-known sports, niche activities, non-traditional sports, obscure sports, offbeat pastimes, Passion, peculiar sports, pixelated, PvP, quirky sports, rare hobbies, rare sports, uncommon interests, uncommon pastimes, uncommon sport, unconventional games, unique hobbies, unique sports, unusual athletics, unusual pursuits

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but mining and building? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sport we play is Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, dodge exploding creepers while trying to score points in this adrenaline-pumping game!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our llama cavalry is ready to take on any foe with style and grace.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3