SongFailsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3050	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	7914
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Votes:	5894	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dimension Hops:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ores Mined:	1333
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	246	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	5839	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Crops Grown:	3340
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2779	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchantments Applied:	253	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	176
Dimension Hops:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Animals Bred:	137

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2019
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

Players:	100/500	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1