SongAddict Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	863	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5486	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Animals Bred:	63
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	5562
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Potions Brewed:	157
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1622
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	903028	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	126
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	241	Emeralds Found:	7351
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	3348
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Votes:	6062
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	288	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Enchantments Applied:	73	Towns Built:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	100/900	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	123	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2