Something SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Items Found:	1368
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1799
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crops Grown:	1427
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	3471
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	4761
Potions Brewed:	174	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Votes:	6843
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

Players:	90/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6