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Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ores Mined:	1018	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Votes:	9564
Magic Items Found:	4811	Star Shards Collected:	130
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchantments Applied:	146	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Buildings Constructed:	48
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6491	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Votes:	8454	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	New Chunks Explored:	185556
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Animals Bred:	162	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

Players:	94/800	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ores Mined:	8787	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5