SolarionSMP: The Minecraft Server for Grown-Up Gamers with Community Focus and Some Java Juice

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Welcome to Solarion SMP

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About Us

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Vision

Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:

Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players ingame from discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

Community

At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:

Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.

Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.

In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	6390
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2855	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

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Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	4386
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	544

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Divine Spears Created:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Boomer Gladness

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Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

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Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Big Block Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8037

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/gvtv/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Why Join Us?

Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Farms Harvested:	328	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	158	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

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Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/pale-hound/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

Insane Stories from Our Server:

Story	Description
The Great Creeper Parade	One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
The Mystery of the Talking Pig	Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

Ready to Join the Fun?

Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	1148	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!

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The Craziest <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/praise-and-worship-music/">Minecraft Server</a> Ever!

Welcome to The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, hilarious quests, and so much more!

Reasons to Join:

Unicorn Rides: Yes, you read that right. Ride unicorns around the server and spread rainbows everywhere you go!
Chicken Army: Build your own army of chickens and conquer all who stand in your way. The clucking will be heard for miles!
Lava Surfing: Who needs water when you can surf on lava? Grab your board and catch some fiery waves!
Dragon Dance Parties: Party with dragons and dance the night away. Just make sure they don’t accidentally burn down the dance floor!

Insane Stories:

One time, a player on our server built a roller coaster that went through a haunted mansion filled with ghosts. It was so scary that even the zombies were too afraid to go near it!

Another time, a group of players tried to build a giant snowman that came to life and started throwing snowballs at everyone. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2