SolarionSMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Solarion SMP

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We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to protentional members.

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Our Vision:

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Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:

˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.

˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.

˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!

˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players ingame from discord!

˚.⁀➷ Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.

˚.⁀➷Simple VoiceChat – Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other.

˚.⁀➷ Axgraves – Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death

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»»———–► Community

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At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

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»»———–► Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

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Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

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»»———–► Application Process:

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Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.

Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.

In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submission.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

╰┈➤ ❝ Join Us Today: Discord

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VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crops Grown:	6918
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6973
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3945	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	76	New Chunks Explored:	784001
Votes:	5175	Towns Built:	3

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!