SolarionSMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3196
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Solarion SMP

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We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to protentional members.

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Our Vision:

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Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:

˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.

˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.

˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!

˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players ingame from discord!

˚.⁀➷ Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.

˚.⁀➷Simple VoiceChat – Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other.

˚.⁀➷ Axgraves – Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death

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»»———–► Community

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At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

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»»———–► Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

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Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

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»»———–► Application Process:

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Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.

Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.

In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submission.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

╰┈➤ ❝ Join Us Today: Discord

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WildCraftMC

Advanced Fishing, Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, Clue Scrolls, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Creative, custom fish, Custom NPC Trades, Discord, Donating, FishingVillage, LWC Protection, Minibosses, Quests, rocket boots, RPG, SerenePost, smp, Survival, Voting, WildCraftMC

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

We would like to invite you to become a member of our server community.

Main

Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

Grief Prevention: Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief.
Community: Friendly and safe community with a Discord server for discussions.
Ranks: Voting and donating ranks with unique perks.
Crates: Redeem special keys for rewards.
Economy: Earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and player shops.
Advancements: Custom RPG play style, mini bosses, quests, fishing features, and more.

Misc

LWC Protection: Lock chests, gates, doors, etc outside of claims.
Crazy Enchants: Additional enchantments with better abilities.
Clue Scrolls: Complete tasks & events for rewards.
Rocket Boots: Different boots with fun features.

Extras

Custom NPC Trades: /warp SerenePost
Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish: /warp FishingVillage

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP address: play.wildcraftmc.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.

3. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use the Grief Prevention feature to claim your lands and protect your builds from griefing.

4. How do I earn ranks on the server?

You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to support the server. Each rank comes with unique perks and rewards.

5. Can I participate in events and quests?

Yes, we offer inclusive events and quests that you can play on your own or with friends. These events offer exclusive rewards and items.

6. Is the server economy-based?

Yes, you can earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and setting up your own player shop.

Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	4659
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

family, family bonding, family bonding time, family communication, family connection, family dynamics, family love, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, Family Values, family visits, Frequency, long distance family visits, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, ParentalVisit, parents, quality time, relationship, smp, Visit

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crops Grown:	7973
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

access to healthcare, debate, equality, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare debate, healthcare ethics, healthcare policy, healthcare privilege, healthcare rights, healthcare system, HUMAN RIGHTS, MineCraftCare, morality, opinion, policy, Priv, Privilege, public health, social justice

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

barrier islands, blocks, BUILD, building codes, buildings sinking, coastal erosion, coastal subsidence, construction-induced, environmental impact, Florida, geological survey, Infrastructure, InSAR observations, land subsidence, Miami, repeat, Sea Level Rise, SINK, Sinking, sinking buildings, structural integrity, study, study findings, urban development

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

MonolithMC SMP

Crates, Earth, Economy, Minecraft, MonolithMC, Ranks, Server, SlimeSMP, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	7611	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	4637

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

MonolithMC.apexmc.co

Jaysick & Co.

Active, auraskills, building, Chat, Chill, Community, discord guilds, Events, Exploring, form, Friendly, Growing, Jaysick, Landclaim, Levelledmobs, Mature, pinned message, Plugins, Role, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Jaysick & Co. SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Jaysick & Co. SMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Start Date	December 9th, 2024
Server Features	Mainly vanilla with some plugins for playability
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: To join the server, you need to fill out a form on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv. Once accepted, you will receive the Minecraft role to access the server.

Q: What type of server is Jaysick & Co. SMP?

Q: Are there any events hosted on the server?

A: Yes, events and activities will be hosted for the community on the server.

Q: How long has the server been running?

A: The server started about two weeks ago on December 9th, 2024.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Some of the plugins used on the server include LevelledMobs, LandClaim, and AuraSkills to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is the server open to all players?

A: The server is open to active players who are looking to join a friendly and chill community.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fyk8ee2Ghv to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players on the server?

A: Yes, all players are expected to follow the server rules and guidelines to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the Jaysick & Co. SMP server?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server as long as they also follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

A: If you encounter any problems or have any concerns, you can reach out to the server moderators or administrators for assistance.

Mystic Mom’s Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, birthday gifts for mom, decorative basket, Gift baskets, gift giving, gift ideas for mom, gift shop, handmade gifts, Haven, Home decor, Kitchen Gadgets, mom gift stores, moms, mother’s day gifts, mystic, online boutique, online shopping, personalized gifts, Planner, sentimental gifts, shopping for mom, subscription boxes, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts for mom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Bro, forget about boring mom gifts! Join our Minecraft server instead and give your mom the gift of virtual adventure! She’ll love exploring our pixelated world and building her dream house out of blocks. Who needs a planner when you can plan your next epic build? And forget about decorative baskets, our server is filled with treasure chests just waiting to be looted. Your mom will thank you for the most unique gift ever! Join now and give your mom the gift of endless fun and creativity!

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Votes:	3210
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

christmas, Communication, dad, depression, exhausted, family, Gifts, Help, ignoring, Marriage, Mental load, Minecraft, moms, overwhelmed, Presents, Resentment, Server, stress, Support, teamwork, teenagers, wake up call, workload

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	148
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

FartCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend behavior, Communication Issues, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Edition, fart transplant, FartCraft, FARTING, immature behavior, overreacting, overstimulated, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, relationship issues

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of being farted on by your friends in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, farting is strictly prohibited! No more “fart transplants” or butt-to-butt farts here, only good, clean fun in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and leave the stinky farts behind as you build, explore, and create with fellow gamers who respect personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to the disrespect and hello to a community that values your comfort and sanity.

And if you’re worried about retaliation farts, fear not! Our server has a strict no-farting-back policy, ensuring that everyone can play in peace without the threat of a fart attack. So come on over and let’s build a world free from unwanted gas emissions – because life’s too short to be farted on in Minecraft!

Gifts4MeXmasSMP

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, festive treats, Gifts, Gifts4MeXmasSMP, holiday presents, holiday shopping, holiday treats, indulgence, personal gifts, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, self-gifts, self-indulgence, self-pampering, self-reward, self-treats, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4773	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

BlockyPinkSlipCraft

abrupt firing, abrupt job loss, being fired during a pandemic, being fired for no reason, being fired in front of colleagues, being fired on a Friday, being fired over email, being fired over the phone, being fired unexpectedly, being fired without cause, being let go, BlockyPinkSlipCraft, employment termination, getting canned, getting fired, getting sacked, Job Termination, losing a job, unfair dismissal, worst ways to be fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crops Grown:	7214
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

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