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PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Emeralds Found:	5774
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Animals Bred:	153
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	827599	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Animals Bred:	192
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	4856	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Votes:	9069
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7533
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Players:	105/200	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ores Mined:	6002
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9