so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.

people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.

if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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