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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8336 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3069 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3112 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.
people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.
if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.
