softbird | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7095	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8131	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrumpCraft2020

Ban, campaign finance, Democracy, election, election security, FEARS, foreign interference, foreign political funding, Government, Greenland, influence, international relations, legislation, policy, political donations, Politics, regulations, SOVEREIGNTY, transparency, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	2827	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Choco Latte Craft

Beverage, branding, branding mistakes, branding strategy, Choco, choco-latte, coffee, coffee industry, consumer behavior, Craft, latte, market, market analysis, market positioning, market trends, Marketing, marketing tactics, missed opportunity, mocha coffee, product development, product differentiation, product naming

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Star Shards Collected:	106	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO!

WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND VILLAGERS THAT SELL YOU MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM UNICORN TEARS!

NOT TO MENTION, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CUP OF MOCHA COFFEE THAT YOU CAN SIP ON WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR DREAM CASTLE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

#sustainability, affordability, Cheaper, consumer behavior, cost effective, CRAZE, dietary preferences, environmental impact, food choices, food trends, Healthy Eating, market research, meat alternatives, meat industry, meatless, Plant-Based, Preference, protein sources, real meat, study, tastier, vegan, Vegetarian

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

MythFall

Adventure, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fun, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mythfall SMP, Server, Survival, welcome

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Mythfall SMP is a survival server with plenty to offer, from dungeons to cool new items! We’re welcoming anyone to check us out, enjoy your stay!

smc.mythfall.net

Eclipse Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, attraction, black men, cultural shifts, DATING, Diversity, eclipse, equality, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, love, media influences, modern dating, Preferences, Race, Realms, relationships, sexual preferences, social perceptions, societal changes, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
New Chunks Explored:	273792	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	62
Animals Bred:	172	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, bro, forget about that nonsense and join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are lining up to join the fun. You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, slaying dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	52
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5