SofaQuest: Brush of Doom

🌍✨ Welcome to the Most Unbelievably Amazing Minecraft Server You’ve Ever Seen! ✨🌍

Are you tired of the same ol’ vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you long for outrageous adventures so wild, they’d make even Steve raise an eyebrow? Well, put down that boring book and hop off that comfy sofa, because we have the craziest Minecraft server waiting for you! Here’s why you absolutely NEED to join:

  1. The Furry Neck Monster Incident: Ever had a book invasion? One player was casually reading about the history of llamas when suddenly, a mystical FURRY NECK MONSTER materialized right behind them! Legends say that anyone who dares to ignore the warnings of the neck monster will be cursed to walk around with a pet pig that thinks it’s your therapist! 🐷💔

  2. Flying Creepers from Outer Space: Forget about daytime ghasts; we have FLYING CREEPERS STRAIGHT FROM SPACE! They come in peace… if you can offer them a diamond block. Refusing might lead to an EXPLOSIVE conversation that literally destroys the ground beneath your feet! Blast off into laughter while trying to negotiate peace treaties with aliens before your house turns into a black hole! 💥👽

  3. The Great Pizza Heist: Join our heist-themed quests where players team up to steal the world’s biggest pizza from the Overworld! Beware of the "Cheesy Sentinels" that guard it. In this server, you’ll need to be as sly as a fox with a slice of pepperoni in its pocket! Will you vanquish the sauce-slinging foes, or will you end up becoming the toppings on your own pizza? 🍕🦊

  4. The Wrath of the Zombie Librarians: After a freak accident involving a potion of insight and a library of forbidden lore, the zombie librarians have risen! Now, they carry the most UNBELIEVABLY INCREDIBLE BOOKS that can change the fabric of reality. Can you survive their endless rants about overdue fines while also dodging enchanted book tornadoes? 📚💀

  5. Unicorn Squid Conspiracy: Dive into an underwater realm where unicorn squids are plotting the biggest conspiracy to overthrow all land-dwelling mobs. Join their team to uncover how a squid got a horn! Will you help them launch a campaign for interspecies rights on land and sea, or will you expose their secrets and become public enemy number one? 🦄🐙

So, if you’re ready to abandon your quiet bookish life for chaotic quests filled with neck monsters, intergalactic creepers, and mystical squids, then this server is calling your name! Grab your best friends (or your most daring enemies) and embark on an adventure that defies all logic and reason!

Join now, because in our world, reading is dangerous and the only ‘book club’ is a zombie apocalypse! 📖💥

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  • Custom Plugins and Datapacks Dev For Hire

    Custom Plugins and Datapacks Dev For Hire

    I found a developer who is for hire and also looking for friends. They say they have 12 years of experience and they show some past work.

    They can make custom plugins and datapacks for basically any gamemode like survival, skyblock, lifesteal, prison, smp, or minigames. They also build Discord bots with whatever features and integrations you need. Pricing is negotiable and depends on how big and complex your project is.

    They also say they respond and communicate during the whole process. Revisions are okay and they seem chill to work with.

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  • AXSAR NETWORK SPM Survival Economy Wars

    AXSAR NETWORK SPM Survival Economy Wars

    AXSAR Network is a survival server but it does not feel like the boring kind. It is built for real competition with a real economy and real players.

    The economy is meant to be balanced and fair. There is a claim system so you can protect your place. They also run events a lot and you can get special rewards.

    The staff is active and pays attention. The server says it has strong infrastructure and low lag. They are in a new opening phase so early players can take the advantage and help shape the market.

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  • Goblin SMP Straightforward Vanilla Survival

    Goblin SMP Straightforward Vanilla Survival

    I found Goblin SMP and it is a simple survival server that is made for long term play. It feels like a place where people actually build and stick around.

    The world is huge with a 500000 by 500000 border and it expands every month so new land keeps showing up over time. That makes exploring feel worth it and you can still claim a good spot early.

    The gameplay stays clean and focused. It is player driven survival with building exploration and community stuff.

    They are strict about playing fair. No xray or esp or hacked clients and no exploiting or trying to lag the server. You are supposed to respect other players and not ruin the experience.

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  • The Grove Cozy Forever World

    The Grove Cozy Forever World

    The Grove is a small group server with around 20 chill people who like cozy Minecraft. They mostly build together and just hang out while they play.

    It is an 18 plus server so it is made for people who do not play every single day. The world is meant to be a forever world that everyone keeps working on over time.

    There are big community projects and lots of megabuilds happening. There is a shopping district at spawn and the server uses gravestones so dying is less annoying.

    It is lightly modded with stuff like Farmers Delight Mr Crayfish furniture Travelers Backpack and Bloomcraft with mooblooms. The community is LGBTQ friendly and expects you to be the same. It runs on 1.21.11 and started in March 2025.

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  • Chill No Reset Towny SMP

    Chill No Reset Towny SMP

    GamerHub Towny is a new Towny server that started as a streaming project and now it is trying to grow into a bigger place.

    The world has no resets and the vibe is meant to be chill. Griefing and stealing are not allowed so you can build without feeling stressed.

    It has an ingame ranking system that uses ingame money. You can use dynmap to look around and there are player warps plus player shops. The server also has a sell only server shop. Jobs and MCMMO are there too.

    Most of the time it has a few players on but it gets the most active during Twitch streams and can hit 10 or more online. It supports version 1.21.10 or similar and it also has a Bedrock port.

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