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CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2724	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Items Found:	2498	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	6291	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchantments Applied:	75
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Votes:	7868
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	115	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	104/800	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1