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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9816 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.