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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1781 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.