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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6954 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!