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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6517 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 332 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 71 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!