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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3392 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 296 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!