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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7618 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!