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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3028 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Lol, bro, have you ever noticed how society is like, “Oh, it’s totally normal to not be in a Minecraft SMP where we can build epic bases and prank each other with TNT cannons”? Like, what even is that? Join our server and escape the boring normies who don’t understand the true joy of pixelated block building!
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!
