SocialMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

🎉 Welcome to SocialMC! 🎉

🌍 Server IP: socialmc.thewitchyhouse.com📅 Version: Minecraft 1.20.6🏡 Type: Mostly Vanilla with Claims

About SocialMC:

Welcome to SocialMC, the ultimate community-driven Minecraft server! Our focus is on fostering a friendly and engaging environment where players can come together to build, explore, and have fun. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a redstone expert, or just starting your Minecraft journey, SocialMC has something for everyone.

Key Features:

🌟 Vanilla Experience: Enjoy the pure Minecraft experience with minimal plugins to keep the game as authentic as possible.

🔒 Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use claiming system. Your creations are safe with us!

🌳 Community Events: Participate in regular community events, from building competitions to scavenger hunts and more. Win exciting prizes and make new friends!

🏠 Friendly Staff: Our dedicated and friendly staff team is always here to help you out and ensure a pleasant experience on the server.

🌐 Active Community: Join our vibrant community on Discord where you can chat, share ideas, and stay updated with the latest news and events.

📜 Server Rules: We believe in maintaining a positive environment. Our rules are simple:

Be respectful to all players.No griefing or stealing.Keep chat family-friendly.No hacking or cheating.

Join Us Today!

Ready to embark on a new adventure? Join SocialMC today and become part of our growing community. Whether you love to build, explore, or just hang out with friends, SocialMC is the perfect place for you.

Connect With Us:💬 Discord: Join our Discord Community!

See you in-game!

The SocialMC Team

socialmc.thewitchyhouse.com

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchantments Applied:	72	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mines Excavated:	3655	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Items Found:	7441
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	8161
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	140	Potions Brewed:	67
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5109	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Votes:	748
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1486
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6097	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Star Shards Collected:	220
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!