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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8434 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
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