SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in the past? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host our very own World Cup every week! That’s right, forget about the real world cup that happened two years ago, come join us for some epic soccer matches in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs Messi and Ronaldo when you have Steve and Alex showing off their mad skills on the field?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Cup, where players compete to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon in the most creative and ridiculous ways possible. From riding pigs into battle to using nothing but fishing rods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the sheer madness of it all. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft World Cup champion!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Mines Excavated:	5000

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	169	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
New Chunks Explored:	984550	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Votes:	5046	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	8282	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4749	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4503
Buildings Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.