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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 5484 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.
Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?
So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!