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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4338 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
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