SoberCraft SMP: Adulting Without Shots | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ores Mined:	8322
Villages Defended:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of trying to make friends in the real world but everyone just wants to go out and get wasted? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why waste time at a bar when you can join our server and bond over building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons?

Forget awkward small talk and forced social interactions, on our server, all you need to do to make friends is show off your redstone skills or share your secret diamond mining techniques. Plus, who needs alcohol when you can get a natural high from defeating the Ender Dragon with your new squad?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the sheer joy of building a giant statue of yourself out of blocks.

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Gods Slained:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Farms Harvested:	225
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Crops Grown:	2090
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	8302
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7020	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	290
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9232	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7701

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7876	Runes Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9141
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!