SoberCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	243
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	768613
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mines Excavated:	4802
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6401	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	4239
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8794
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7331
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!