SoberCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3623	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	640903	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Players Killed by Monsters:	1743
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	499368
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3882

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	4070	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3460	Villages Defended:	12
New Chunks Explored:	588656	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7652	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!