So Little Gits Content Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

Advanced, arms cache, Arsenal, Bunker, Conflict, Defense, discovery, hezbollah, Hezbollahs, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Redstone, Russian weapons, SECURITY, south Lebanon, Uncover, Uncovering, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, Boosters, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, dementia, disease-modifying, Drugs, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, medical advancements, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative, neurological disorders, neurology, pharmaceuticals, research, Survival, Survival time, Treatment

lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

administration, Blank Card, donation, FILE ERA, Minecraft, Server, Stability, Survival

I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

come to our server!

advantages:

1) blank card

2) donation does not solve

3) tube survival and nothing extra

4) responsive administration!

5) stability

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

90th birthday, age difference, aging gracefully, family celebrations, family dynamics, family traditions, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, generational gap, growing older, intergenerational relationships, life milestones, life stages, milestone celebration, Minecraft, passing of time, Server, significant birthdays, son’s birthday, special occasions, time passing, turning 20, year

Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Animals Bred:	84	Dragon Eggs Found:	2791
Crops Grown:	4405	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

>STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Exploration, faction-based, free, Good, gtSTALKER, Immersive, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Mutants, Online game, open world, post-apocalyptic, radioactive, RPG, scavenging, Shooter, smp, Stalker, Survival, Themed

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DadBodCraft

anger, Bonding, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadBodCraft, emotional connection, Emotional support, Expectations, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial support, generational patterns, neglect, parenting, personal growth, quality time, Resentment, Role Model, SELF AWARENESS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InternetFunMinecraftSMP

activities, browsing, Chat Rooms, digital art, Entertainment, Forums, Fun, Gaming, internet, internet culture, InternetFunMinecraftSMP, memes, ONLINE, online communities, Online Games, online shopping, social media, streaming, Videos, virtual reality, web surfing

Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Block TherapyCraft

BLOCK, Boundaries, communication skills, coping strategies, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, TherapyCraft

Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

begin.., bericht, bespreken, Challenges, discordlink, Events, genieten, kans, lancering, Minecraft, Network, nieuws, NotSoProfessional, officially, Server, social media, spelen, Starting, Survival, Thema, uitnodigen, UNOFFICIALLY, verhalen, verspreiden, vrienden, Website

Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2716	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Towns Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7