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ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

adoption, anti-surrogacy law, controversial, discrimination, Family Law, fertility, Fun, gay couples, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, Italy news, ItalyCraft, legal restrictions, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, parenthood, parents, reproductive rights, same-sex couples, Server, Social Issues, surrogacy, surrogacy ban

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military strategy, national security, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, Politics, president, SECURITY, strategic planning, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mines Excavated:	2024
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

BELIEF, child labor, chimney, christmas, controversy, Dark, Delivery, Ethics, folklore, gift giving, holiday, legend, morality, Myth, naughty or nice, north pole, obesity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, service, tradition, trespassing

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Snormines

Creative, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Questing, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

Snormines is a network -in built server.

LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

– Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

gravityfalls MC

1.21, alliances, Anarchy, battle, betray, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, gravityfalls, Hardcore, ip address, Lag-free, Legacy, Minecraft, Performance, PvP, ruthless, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

Server Details:

IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5313	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chase Me Minecraft Server

attraction, Characters, chase, chemistry, compatibility, Crush, date, DATING, dream date, FANTASY, Favorite, long term relationship, love interest, Minecraft, most, On Your Tail, Personality, Preferences, relationships, Revealed, romance, Server, Traits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	169	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

content creators, creative content, Digital Media, Entertainment, ESPAÑOL, Hispanic, indie, indie artists, indies, Latinx, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, online presence, smp, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, streaming, video games, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cousin, CousinCraft, Cultural differences, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, family dynamics, generational gap, grandmother, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

BETRAYAL, Communication, Decision making, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, forgiveness, generational divide, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, health issues, legal rights, love, medication costs, moving out, Parental, Parental authority, parents, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Support

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Potions Brewed:	191

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

abundance, choose, Dollar, DollarGenies, dream, FANTASY, fantasy world, financial gain, fortune, Fun, génie, Magic, Magical powers, make money, manifestation, Minecraft, MONEY, Riches, Supernatural, unlimited wealth, wealth, wish, wish fulfillment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

Asia, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, firm response, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, government policy, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, North Korea, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, War

lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

Advanced, arms cache, Arsenal, Bunker, Conflict, Defense, discovery, hezbollah, Hezbollahs, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Redstone, Russian weapons, SECURITY, south Lebanon, Uncover, Uncovering, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, Boosters, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, dementia, disease-modifying, Drugs, ForgetfulCraft, Healthcare, medical advancements, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative, neurological disorders, neurology, pharmaceuticals, research, Survival, Survival time, Treatment

lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	786	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

administration, Blank Card, donation, FILE ERA, Minecraft, Server, Stability, Survival

I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

come to our server!

advantages:

1) blank card

2) donation does not solve

3) tube survival and nothing extra

4) responsive administration!

5) stability

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	4647
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	2544
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	39