So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

amusing, Awesome, Blue, dream scenario, Entertaining, FANTASY, far-fetched, Florida, funny, humor, humoristic, hypothetical situation, Improbable, Minecraft, smp, SoFreakingEPIC, unlikely, WHIMSICAL, wishful dreaming, wishful fantasy, wishful hoping, Wishful thinking, Wishful Thoughts

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	585
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Animals Bred:	138
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6811	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	138
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5746	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ores Mined:	5834
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

DisgustCraft

Behavior, culture, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, Etiquette, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, normal, odd, opinion, peculiar, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, social norms, societal expectations, strange, taboo, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Animals Bred:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

HempCraft Server – Panama’s Assembly Approved!

agriculture, Approval, APPROVED, Assembly, Cannabis, central america, commercialization, economic growth, government regulation, HEMP, hemp industry, hemp products, HempCraft, industrial hemp, Latin America, legalizing hemp, legislation, market opportunities, National Assembly, Natural resources, panama, Panama’s, planting, Server, sustainable farming

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

u wana join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we be plantin and sellin HEMP like it aint no thang! come join us and be part of da green revolution! we be growin da dankest hemp in all of minecraft land, u wont find better quality anywhere else! plus, our community be so chill and friendly, u gonna feel right at home. so come on over and join us for some high-flying fun!

MotherhoodMadness

Abuses, child abuse, child marriage, discrimination, forced motherhood, gender equality, gender-based violence, Girls, global policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, maternal health, MotherhoodMadness, reproductive rights, rights of girls, rules, social justice, UN, underage pregnancy, united nations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and dragons flying around everywhere. and get this, the UN actually rules that girls being forced into motherhood on our server is like, totally against human rights. like, who knew Minecraft could be so controversial, right?

but seriously, come join our server for all the crazy adventures and epic battles. we even have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot and fight off evil mobs. plus, our community is like, super friendly and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Blocky Bennu: Life Building Server

amino acids, asteroid analysis, Astrobiology, astrochemistry, Bennu, Bennu asteroid, blocky, building, building blocks of life, carbon-based compounds, celestial bodies, cosmic dust, cosmic origins, extraterrestrial life, Life, microbial life, NASA, organic chemistry, organic molecules, planetary science, research findings, scientific discovery, scientists, Server, space exploration

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Enchantments Applied:	135	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	2

so, like, this server is out of this world, man. like, literally. we got the bennu asteroid up in here, and scientists say it’s got all the building blocks of life. like, who needs earth when you can join our server and create your own universe, amirite? come join us and see what kind of crazy life forms you can create with the bennu asteroid. it’s gonna be outta this world, man. like, literally.

Vanillaex server minecraft

Bed wars, Bedware, Discord, Dungeon, Equipment, Kingdom, Lobby, Minecraft, OneBlock, pumping, RPG, RPG components, rules, Server, Simplevoice voice chat, Skills, skins system, Structures, Telegram, Vanilla, Vanillaex, weapons, white sheet

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3360
Star Shards Collected:	78	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Vanillaex server offers two servers to choose from Vanilla and RPG.On all servers, support for Simplevoice voice chat

Lobby is a lobby with two Oneblock and Bedware minimum and portals on the serverVanilla is a server with minimal changes in gameplay, entrance to the White sheet, to get to the Whiter, you need to familiarize yourself with the rules and the application in the discord or telegram (links are in the server lobby)

RPG is a server with various RPGs components of such as pumping, skills. Of the gameplay additions, the skins system for 2000+ variations of equipment and weapons, work, creation and development of its own kingdom, dungeon, structures, online map and so on. (So far, you can play the test mode)

mc.vanillaex.space

The Last Joust of Chivalry

alliances, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, Medieval, modded server, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, Roleplay, Siege Engines, Tenosia

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information of the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus of the server is factions combat and expansion.
Are there any additional modes on the server?	Yes, players can also enjoy CreativePlots for building and PvPZone for sparring.
Is there a Modpack available for the server?	Yes, there is a realism-focused Modpack available for players.
How can I join the community?	You can join our community by clicking on the provided Discord link.

Lily Pad Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, amphibian, animal, CAMOUFLAGE, Croak, croaking, ecosystem, environmental conservation, Frog, frogpost, Green.., Hop, Kingdom, LEAP, Lily, Nature, PAD, pond, post, ribbit, slimy, webbed feet, Wetlands, wildlife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	New Chunks Explored:	755428
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, come join dis epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise and flex on all them other players with your mad building skills!

We got more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, so you can do all sorts of crazy stuff like ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and diamonds instead of Eagles and weird vibes.

RingResale Minecraft Server

autism, cash exchange, Communication, Conversation, Disappointment, emotional attachment, family friend, forgotten gift, Guilt, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, mum’s ring, past relationships, Pawn Shop, remorse, Ring, RingResale, SELLING, sentimental value, Server, shock, sister

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as selling your mom’s ring without knowing it was hers? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. Just like the drama of selling a ring that turns out to belong to your own mom, you never know what twists and turns await you in our virtual world.

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and wacky community, you’ll never have a dull moment. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the thrill of our server?

So come on, join us and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, always double-check before selling any virtual or real-life items – you never know whose ring it might be!

CreeperFamilyUncomfortable

CreeperFamilyUncomfortable, family dynamics, friend’s family, friend’s house, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate nickname, step mum, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable behavior, uncomfortable environment, uncomfortable family, uncomfortable family dynamics, uncomfortable family interactions, uncomfortable home, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable nickname, uncomfortable situation, uncomfortable situation with friend’s family, under 18

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Votes:	3234
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9640
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t be called any inappropriate nicknames by your friend’s stepmom! We guarantee a nickname-free environment where you can focus on building and exploring without any uncomfortable encounters.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will never make weird jokes about stepmoms or questionable family dynamics.

Don’t worry about telling your parents about your Minecraft adventures here, because we understand that not everyone has a great relationship with their family. Just jump on our server and escape into a world where you can be yourself without any awkward situations.

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be called is a master builder.

SelfLoveSMP

self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, SelfLoveSMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	937	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually trained monkeys.

But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.