So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Farms Harvested:	282
Animals Bred:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5615	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ores Mined:	7594
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Mom SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Items Found:	1890
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8717	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

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Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BookwormCraft

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Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5595	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Differentiators SMP

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‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Divine Spears Created:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2350	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	8126
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.