SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Social Issues, discrimination, Server, Redemption, race relations

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

Poultry, avian influenza, outbreak, agriculture, Minecraft

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!

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New Server IP
SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

data breach, medical records, data security, russia, military database leak

OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!

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New Server IP
Termite Twerking Blowfly

termite faces, larval behavior, termite mimicry, mimicry, insect behavior

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a blowfly larva pretending to be a termite with your butt. it’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. imagine sneaking up on other players and they’re like, “wait, is that a termite or a blowfly larva with a butt face?”

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to collect all the termite faces to unlock the secret butt power. it’s, like, the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do in Minecraft, i swear.

come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. butt faces for the win!

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New Server IP

Turnabout SMP

quality of life addons, Player Base, Active, 24/7 uptime, Friendly

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape and play with friends.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	A thriving area for shopping and minigames.
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how the shopping and minigames district is run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing, with the ability to roll back damage.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for you to enjoy.

To get started and meet new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: You need to join our discord server (link provided above) and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Turnabout?

A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Q: Are there any rules for playing on Turnabout?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

Q: Can I suggest new features or events for the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community to improve the server.

Mystic College Realm 1.20.2

age, 1.20.2, Realm, personal growth, self-conscious

Bro, forget about community college girls! Join our Minecraft server instead and be surrounded by a virtual harem of pixelated babes who think 28 is the prime age for blocky romance! Plus, you can build a virtual mansion to flex on those college kids who still live with their parents. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and zombies? Join now and never look back, bro!

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New Server IP

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

Termite Twerking Blowfly