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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7896 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
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