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Secret Agents United 1.20

#announcement, agents, Anime, bros, cute, discussion, Fall, Fan art, Manga, Pics, post, rewatch, Screenshots, season 3, secret, Sexy, spoilers, spy x family, United, yor

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Henlo frens! Are you a fan of SxF and want to talk about it with other cool peeps? Join our Minecraft server for some epic discussions and sharing of screenshots! We’re getting hyped for season 3 and want to relive all the best moments together. Plus, we have a strict no manga spoilers policy, so you can feel safe chatting with us. Yor is so hot, am I right bros? Join now for a wild ride!

EternalLifeMC SMP

aging, aging effects, aging process, EternalLifeMC, extended life, future planning, health and wellness, hypothetical scenarios, life choices, life expectancy, life extension, life goals, lifestyle changes, living longer, Longevity, longevity benefits, longevity research, personal development, self improvement, smp, Time management, time perception

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have this crazy mod that makes you live twice as long and age half as fast! Like, you’ll be a Minecraft immortal or something, it’s nuts!

Imagine all the shenanigans you could get into with all that extra time! You could build the biggest, most epic base ever and still have time to prank your friends like a million times. And since you age half as fast, you’ll still look like a fresh-faced Minecraft noob even after playing for years.

Plus, we have this totally bonkers storyline where the evil Ender Dragon teams up with a pack of zombie pigmen to take over the server, and it’s up to us players to stop them with our epic building skills and sick PvP moves. It’s like a Minecraft soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how long you can survive in this crazy, age-defying world! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros.

RegretCraft: Oops Edition

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, Edition, finding closure, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, Oops, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self reflection, wish I could change

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4081
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	7052
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical land where all your dreams come true and your biggest regret is not joining sooner. Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic adventure! Join now and say goodbye to regrets forever!

CraftyIranEnergyCrisis

CraftyIranEnergyCrisis, economic impact, Economy, electricity, energy crisis, Energy Sector, gas, global supply chain, government response, HALTED, industrial capacity, Infrastructure, iran, Manufacturing, MIDDLE EAST, Oil, power outage, production, renewable energy, sanctions, Shortage

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Votes:	2471
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crops Grown:	5104	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much energy, we make Iran jealous! our industrial capacity is off the charts, we have so many factories pumping out diamonds and emeralds, you won’t know what to do with them all!

we have so much power, we make the sun look like a nightlight! join us and experience the thrill of never-ending energy, where the only crisis is how many diamonds you can carry in your inventory!

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of our energy-packed world, where the only thing stopping you from building the biggest, baddest creations is your own imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the power flow through you!

One Time Zone Only

global time zone, international time, one time zone, single time zone, standard time zone, Time, time differences, Time management, time synchronization, time zone, time zone consistency, time zone debate, time zone efficiency, time zone policy, time zone regulation, time zone uniformity, time zone unity, time zones worldwide, timekeeping, universal time zone, World Time, Zone

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where time zones don’t exist. u can be playin at 3am and ur friend in Australia can be playin at 3pm and it’s all good cuz there only needs to be 1 time zone. it’s like magic or somethin. join us and experience the wonders of time zone free Minecraft. also, we have flying pigs and talking chickens. no joke. come see for yourself.

What is the IP for Fudgy Minecraft Server?

Best virtual reality games, cat, cat game, Cats, dog, dynamite, escaping the house, Fudgy, full, full release, funny, GRANDPA, granny, i am cat, i am cat game, i am cat gameplay, i am cat meta quest, i am cat quest 3, i am cat quest gameplay, i am cat vr, i am cat vr full game, i am cat vr funny moments, i am cat vr game, i am cat vr gameplay, i am cat vr part 1, i am cat vr secrets, Minecraft, new, quest 3, quest 3 games, secret room, Server, update, virtual reality, vr, vr cat game, vr cat simulator

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Fudgy is a popular Twitch streamer known for his entertaining and energetic gameplay. With a focus on competitive gaming in titles such as Fortnite and Call of Duty, Fudgy has built a dedicated fan base that tunes in regularly to watch his streams. Known for his skilled gameplay and engaging personality, Fudgy continues to grow his channel and connect with fans through his passion for gaming.

BreakCraft

Bedwars, BreakCraft, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Redstone, Resources, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to BreakCraft!
Experience a fun, family-friendly Minecraft survival server created especially for the winter break! This temporary server is perfect for players of all ages, offering a mix of classic survival gameplay and unique challenges. With enough interest, it could become a permanent, player-driven server, shaped by the community!

Key Features:
Family-Friendly Environment: A safe and welcoming space for players of all ages to enjoy. Hardcore Survival Twist: Players start with 3 lives, with a 1-hour ban after losing all lives—challenge yourself! Exciting Plugins: AuraSkills: Level up unique skills to enhance gameplay. BlueMap: Explore a live map of the world right from your browser. VeinMiner: Easily mine entire ore veins. MobsToEggs: Capture mobs with eggs for creative farming or zoos. GriefPrevention: Protect your builds in this community-oriented server. Plus, QuickSort, Sleeper, CraftableInvFrames, and more for enhanced gameplay! Community-Driven Future: If there’s enough interest, the server will become permanent. Players will help shape its future by suggesting plugins and voting on features. Unofficial Sponsorship: This server is supported by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.

Key Features:

Family-Friendly Environment: A safe and welcoming space for players of all ages to enjoy.
Hardcore Survival Twist: Players start with 3 lives, with a 1-hour ban after losing all lives—challenge yourself!
Exciting Plugins:
- AuraSkills: Level up unique skills to enhance gameplay.
- BlueMap: Explore a live map of the world right from your browser.
- VeinMiner: Easily mine entire ore veins.
- MobsToEggs: Capture mobs with eggs for creative farming or zoos.
- GriefPrevention: Protect your builds in this community-oriented server.
- Plus, QuickSort, Sleeper, CraftableInvFrames, and more for enhanced gameplay!
Community-Driven Future:
- If there’s enough interest, the server will become permanent.
- Players will help shape its future by suggesting plugins and voting on features.
Unofficial Sponsorship: This server is supported by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.

Server Address:
breakcraft.techunlimitedgroup.com No whitelist—just hop in and start your winter adventure!

Join Today!
Come for the winter break fun, and help build a permanent, player-driven community. Who knows? Your ideas could shape the future of BreakCraft!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is BreakCraft suitable for players of all ages?	Yes, BreakCraft is a family-friendly environment that welcomes players of all ages.
What happens if I lose all three lives in Hardcore Survival?	If you lose all three lives in Hardcore Survival, you will be banned for 1 hour before being able to respawn.
Can I suggest plugins or vote on features for the server’s future?	Yes, if there is enough interest, players will have the opportunity to suggest plugins and vote on features to help shape the server’s future.
Who sponsors BreakCraft?	BreakCraft is unofficially sponsored by Tech Unlimited Group, owned by the server’s creator.

Frosty Trails 1.20.1

1.20.1, 45 degrees Fahrenheit, 7.2 degrees Celsius, catch a cold, chicken-shit, cold weather, fortune, frosty, hoodie and shorts, HOODIES, Logic, logic of wearing hoodies, outlook good, Recommend, Running, running in cold weather, running in shorts, short-sleeves, shorts, Trails, Understanding, weather

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	234

Come join our Minecraft server where we run around in short sleeves and shorts in the snow because why not? We wear hoodies with shorts to confuse the weather gods and it totally works. 9/10 doctors recommend joining our server for the ultimate cold weather experience. Don’t worry about catching a cold, our server has magical powers to keep you healthy. Your fortune on our server is always good, just like our sense of fashion. Join now for a wild ride!

CraftyListenMinecraft SMP

CraftyListenMinecraft, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Star Shards Collected:	169
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds ever. I’m talking a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more. We have the craziest events, like a weekly dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob. I once saw a dude dressed as a creeper doing the Macarena, it was wild.

And the people on this server? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft. We got builders who can make a castle in five minutes flat, redstone geniuses who can create a working computer in-game, and PVP masters who will wreck you in a duel.

So, if you wanna join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?), then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something.

CraftyChoresMC

Accomplishments.., CraftyChoresMC, daily routine, daily tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, motivation, organization, Prioritization, productivity, productivity hacks, productivity strategies, productivity tips, self-discipline, success, task completion, Time management, time tracking, to-do list, work load, work productivity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of productivity! Join us and you’ll be tasked with completing outrageous challenges like herding a pack of wild pigs through a maze or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you manage to collect them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly.

So, if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and have a ton of fun in the process, join our server today! Who knew being productive could be this ridiculous and entertaining?

Baltic Cable Chaos: Minecraft Edition

acts of sabotage, ALERT, Baltic, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, cable, Chaos, Damage, Defense, Edition, Estonia, finland, gas pipelines, incidents, Military, Minecraft, nato, patrols, power cable, Region, Russian, sabotage, SECURITY, Tension, undersea cables

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Villages Defended:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you heard about the craziest server in town? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even NATO is getting involved! Yeah, you heard me right, NATO is stepping up patrols in the Baltic Sea because of some power cable damage. But you know what’s even more wild? This server is the reason behind it all!

We got players from Finland and Estonia causing chaos left and right, messing with undersea cables and gas pipelines like it’s nobody’s business. Some say it’s the Russians, but we all know the real culprit – it’s our crazy Minecraft community! We’re causing so much mayhem that even world powers are taking notice.

So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft server out there, join us now! Help us wreak havoc on the Baltic Sea and beyond. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of NATO while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic Minecraft madness!

No Lava Llamas Here

Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, Galactic Research, geology, Global Magma Ocean, io, Io’s Interior, Io’s Surface, Jupiter’s moon, lava, Llamas, Magma Dynamics, Moon exploration, planetary evolution, planetary formation, planetary science, scientific discoveries, solar system, space exploration, Space missions, volcanism

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

u kno wat does hav a global magma oshun? dis epic minecraft server! come join us for sum hot lava fun! we got volcanoes erupting every hour on da hour, u can ride a lava wave like a pro surfer dude.

we also hav a secret underground city made entirely of obsidian, where u can battle mobs in a high stakes game of hide n seek. but watch out for da lava traps, dey will getcha every time!

if u r lucky, u might even stumble upon da legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, said to hav da power to mine an entire mountain in one swing. but be careful, cuz da pickaxe is cursed and will turn u into a lava monster if u use it too much.

so come join us on dis insane minecraft server, where da only thing hotter than da lava is da action!

Regnum Bellum

balanced gameplay, bedrock, Bellum, Claims, Community, Competitions, Custom Gear, DEVELOPING, Discord, discrimination, Enchants, exploits, guild, HACKING, java, Map, Nostalgia, Playershops, Plugins, Ranks, Regnum, smp, Welcoming

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	318	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

⚔️ Regnum Bellum ⚔️
Server IP: regnumbellum.factions.ws \| Bedrock Port: 26920

Server Overview
Regnum Bellum is an SMP Java/Bedrock server created based on nostalgia for the original Minecraft factions. It offers a fresh map and community for players to join, begin adventures, and form their factions. The server focuses on community and balanced gameplay.

📖 Rules
Regnum Bellum is a developing and welcoming community. Discrimination, hacking, and exploits are not allowed. Violations will result in a permanent IP ban.

🔗 Links
💬 Discord
🌎 Dynmap

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP for Regnum Bellum?

The server IP is regnumbellum.factions.ws and the Bedrock port is 26920.

2. What type of server is Regnum Bellum?

Regnum Bellum is an SMP Java/Bedrock server inspired by the original Minecraft factions server.

3. Are there any rules in place on the server?

Yes, Regnum Bellum has rules against discrimination, hacking, and exploits. Violations can result in a permanent IP ban.

4. Are there any plugins used on the server?

Yes, Regnum Bellum uses plugins like Automatic Rankup System, Factions, Grief Prevention, Dynmap, Playershops, Competitions, and Custom Gear to enhance gameplay.

5. How can players earn ranks on Regnum Bellum?

Players can earn ranks by accumulating playtime and XP levels. Ranks range from Artisan to Baron and offer various rewards and privileges.

6. Is there a way to protect land on the server?

Yes, players can use the Grief Prevention plugin to claim land and prevent griefing. Additionally, SimpleClans plugin allows players to give guild members access to their claims.

7. Are there competitions hosted on Regnum Bellum?

Yes, Regnum Bellum hosts monthly competitions for all factions to participate in. These competitions range from PVP battles to horse racing and offer rewards for winning factions.

8. Can players set up their own shops on the server?

After reaching the Squire rank, players can access personalized player shops to sell materials and items to other players.

9. Is there a custom gear system on Regnum Bellum?

Yes, the server offers a custom set of gear for players who have achieved everything in Minecraft. This gear can be purchased for a price and provides additional hearts for the wearer.

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, 206109715, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, controversial topic, digital communication, forum thread, internet culture, internet forum, internet privacy, Isles, mystic, offensive language, online anonymity, online behavior, Online Community, online discussion, online identity, online post, privacy concerns, Server, Shit, social media, User-generated content

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	1473
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the community is lit AF. You’ll be making friends faster than a creeper blows up your house. Plus, the mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

And don’t even get me started on the builds! We’ve got castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and roller coasters faster than a speeding minecart.

But wait, there’s more! We have events crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From PvP tournaments to build competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

auditory, Beginner, discovery, Experience, Explore, first time, introduction, Listen, Music, music discovery, new, OVERWHELMING, Recommendation, Sensation, sensation of sound, Sensory, sensory overload, song, Sound, sound exploration, SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with dancing villagers. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who can do the floss dance like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance-off in the Nether. And whoever wins gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the lava pit filled with dancing skeletons, they’re pretty competitive.

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	166	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2917	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8