Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Towns Built: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magic Items Found: 5488

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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