Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY