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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 730 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3825 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!