SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	6719
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

Neuralink Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, advanced education, brain implant, brain interface, brain science, brain technology, cognitive enhancement, cutting-edge technology, education innovation, educational revolution, future learning, Futuristic technology, imagine graduating, instant knowledge, knowledge transfer, learn everything instantly, Minecraft, Neuralink, new tech, next-gen education, rapid learning, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Votes:	3448
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	4842	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of grinding for hours on end to learn new skills in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where we have the latest technology that allows you to learn everything instantly! Forget spending days mining for diamonds or building intricate redstone contraptions, just plug in and boom – you’re a Minecraft pro!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil mobs and rival players in epic showdowns that will leave you clucking for more!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to feathers, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SnackAttackMC SMP

bad habits, Binge Eating, emotional eating, excessive drinking, fast food addiction, lack of exercise, lack of self-care, late night snacking, mindless eating, poor sleep habits, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, SnackAttackMC, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy eating, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic battles ever! Like, one time, we had a fight over who had the best pet pig and it turned into a full-on war with TNT and diamond swords flying everywhere. It was so crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our building competitions. We once had to build a giant statue of a potato and let me tell you, things got out of hand real quick. People were building potato cannons and launching spuds at each other, it was absolute chaos.

But the best part about this SMP is the community. We’re all a bunch of weirdos who love to goof around and have a good time. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just be yourself, then you need to join us ASAP!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin!

NonConformityCraft

alternative lifestyle, Anti-establishment, counterculture, defiance, deviance, dissent, eccentric, Iconoclast, Individuality, Maverick, noncompliance, nonconformity, NonConformityCraft, Nontraditional, Outsider, Rebellion, resistance, societal norms, subversion, Unconventional, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring norms? Do you want to rebel in the most epic way possible? Then join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner non-conformist!

On our server, we don’t follow any rules – we build upside down houses, ride pigs into battle, and wear pumpkins on our heads as a fashion statement. Society may say it’s weird, but we say it’s AWESOME.

Join us and be part of the most rebellious community in Minecraft history. Who needs to conform when you can have this much fun breaking the rules? Let’s show society that being normal is overrated – join our server and let your non-conformist flag fly high!

BlockyMayhemMC

African conflict, atrocities, BlockyMayhemMC, brutality, child soldiers, Children executed, civilian casualties, Democratic Republic of Congo, drc, family violence, fresh terror, human rights abuses, international crisis., M23 militia, militia violence, terror attacks., Trauma, violence against women, War Crimes, war-torn region, women raped

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	5481
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes!

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

oh, and did i mention the pvp battles? it’s like a free-for-all where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. and if that’s not enough, we also have a treasure hunt where the prize is a golden pickaxe that can mine bedrock.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, u might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing enderman. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server ever created!

Dementia DJ’s: Chill Beats for Blocks

Agitation, alertness, anxiety, Attention, beats, blocks, Chill, cognitive function, dementia, DJS, ENGAGEMENT, holistic approach., IMPROVEMENTS, individual needs, individualized care, long term, mental health, mood, music interventions, music therapy, personalized treatment, research, short-term, therapy benefits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9651
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Votes:	3977	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

so, like, you know how sometimes you just need a break from the real world and want to escape to a place where you can just chill and have fun? well, this minecraft server is like the ultimate escape, dude.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear this sick beat playing in the background. next thing you know, all your stress and anxiety just melt away. it’s like magic, man.

our server is like a therapy session, but way more fun. we’ve got custom music playlists that are designed to help you relax and focus while you play. and get this – it’s been scientifically proven to reduce agitation and anxiety.

so if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way, then this server is the place to be. come join us and let the music take you on a journey to relaxation and good vibes. trust us, you won’t regret it.

firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Christmas Event, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, handbook, hard work, java, Land claiming, player-driven economy, player-run shops, quality-of-life tweaks, respectful community, Shops, smp, Trade, Virtual Economy, yearly event

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Towns Built:	2

Server Name	firestarter
Server Type	Community SMP
Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com
Server Tour	Watch here

About firestarter:

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. Our server offers a player-driven economy, grief protection, land claiming, community events, and more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server address for firestarter?	The server address for firestarter is mc.firestartermc.com
What type of server is firestarter?	firestarter is a Community SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server
Are there any rules on firestarter?	Yes, the server has straightforward rules that prohibit griefing and protect players’ hard work
Can I participate in the player-driven economy on firestarter?	Yes, players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players on the server
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported on firestarter?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play

Join firestarter and become a part of our friendly and respectful community!

We have ongoing events like our yearly Christmas event and a handbook for more information. Join our Discord to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, amazing, Awesome, Cool, Cool (aesthetic), cool atmosphere, cool design, cool style, Cool vibes, COOOOOOL, Craft, Excellent, extremely cool, fantastic, Great, incredibly cool, Outstanding, Realm, super cool, SUPERB, totally cool, very cool, Wonderful

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.

This is What Girls Want Minecraft SMP

attraction, Competition, Desires, empowerment, Expectations, fantasies, femboys, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Girls, longings, massive dicks, Minecraft, Needs, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, Sexuality, smp, Stereotypes, Wants

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a massive dick. That’s right, our femboys are packing some serious heat and they’re not afraid to show it off.

Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.

Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

bad daughter, difficult decision, emotional blackmail, expensive surgery, family, financial future, Financial goals, fund, future plans, health problems, insurance, loans, Minecraft, mom, mommas, refusing to lend money, responsibilities, Sacrificing, savings, selfish, Server, Support, surgery, surgery costs, tough love

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Animals Bred:	89	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Emeralds Found:	2080	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	9671	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

IsoMasters – Minecraft SMP

IsoMasters, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	240
Alien Abductions:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well have I got the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is for only the most elite players who can handle isolation like a boss.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the isolation. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up building a house so far away from everyone else that they had to send smoke signals just to communicate. It was hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so isolated that even the creepers are too scared to come near us. That’s right, no more pesky explosions ruining your builds! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined.

So if you think you have what it takes to handle isolation like a pro, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs along the way. See you there, gamers!

UnforgettableCraft

Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Empathy, Generosity, habits, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, long-lasting impression, memorable, Passion, Personality, positivity, sense of humor, Traits, unforgettable, UnforgettableCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to meet players who can juggle TNT while riding a pig, build entire cities out of diamond blocks in under an hour, and tame creepers to do their bidding. Our community is filled with unforgettable characters who will leave you in stitches with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride into battle on the back of an Ender Dragon? Join our server and make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most unforgettable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

aggression, Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, peace talks, Russian military facilities, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, SOVEREIGNTY, strikes, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the president of Ukraine, Zelenskyy himself, saying they’re gonna keep striking those russian military bases using only weapons made in their own backyard. like, talk about dedication, amirite?

if you wanna be part of this epic battle for freedom and show those russians who’s boss, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got custom weapons, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move.

plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you summon a herd of angry llamas to attack your enemies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russians what we’re made of! #TeamZelenskyy #MinecraftRevolution

Baby Blocks & Creeper Socks

Affection, baby, blocks, CHANGE, Communication, creativity, creeper, cultural norms, Evolution, inappropriate, Language, love, Lyrics, Music, Music (Industry), pop culture, relationships, society, socks, songs, songwriting, term of endearment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A PIG RIDING A CHICKEN? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE ALL DAY LONG.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS. PEOPLE WILL TELL STORIES OF YOUR EPIC ADVENTURES FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Anti Matter Mania

Anti, Antimatter, antimatter detection, antimatter discovery, antimatter particle, antimatter research, cern, experimental physics, high-energy physics, large hadron collider, Mania, matter, particle accelerator, particle collisions, particle detection, particle experiments, particle mass, particle physics, physics research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subatomic particles, subatomic research

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we discovered the heaviest antimatter particle yet, thanks to cern’s large hadron collider! we have super cool science experiments happening all the time, like turning pigs into diamonds and making creepers dance the cha-cha. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!