Snooty Stressbusters: Minecraft Madness on Thursdays!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game! That’s right, I Wani Hug That Gator is just one of the crazy adventures you can embark on in our world. And if that’s not enough, how about playing Snoot Game where you can experience the thrill of a lifetime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with an epic OST that will have you grooving while you build your empire. And don’t forget about our Fang board playlists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re into mods, we’ve got you covered with a modding guide that will blow your mind. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before with our insane collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your girl will even help you relax in ways you never thought possible.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	7

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	162
Magic Items Found:	1528	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	0

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	9313	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Items Found:	8251
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Animals Bred:	69	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	776
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Dragon Eggs Found:	9869	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Potions Brewed:	189
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4730

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!