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Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Community Backlash, criminal activity, discrimination, extremism, extremist beliefs, far-right movements, frost, group dynamics, hate crimes, hate groups, indoctrination, Kingdom, law enforcement monitoring, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, radicalization process, Realms, recruitment tactics, social isolation, supremacist ideology, Violent extremism, white power groups

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

body art, Communication, decision, fire and blood, game of thrones, High Valyrian, husband, indifference, Marriage, matching tattoos, overreacting, personal choice, relationship, Sigil, small tattoo, Symbolism, targaryen, tattoo, TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA, Trust, tv show

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

approach, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DATING, Etiquette, inquire, Intimacy, Minecraft, Polite, PolitePleasure, proposition, propositioning, relationships, Request, respectful, romance, seduction, sex, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

addiction, Caffeine, CaffeineCraft, catastrophe, coffee, Crisis, Despair, disbelief, emotions, global impact, hypothetical event, hypothetical future, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, hypothetical world, morning routine, Panic, shock, Wake Up, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

LittleDigPlanet

Adult, AFK players, Block logging, Chat Functionality, Chest locking, Community, Creative, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Grief Protection, hard difficulty, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Age Requirement	25+ years old
Ranks	No ranks or moderator positions
Map	New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World Border	30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
Player Count	8-12 players online at peak times
Difficulty	Hard
View Distance	32 Chunks
Additional Servers	Legacy Server, Creative Server
Exceptions to Vanilla	Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

Q: What is the world border size?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

… (and more FAQ questions and answers)

Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, casual encounters, Casual Sex, consequences, Epic, fear of consequences, fear of STDs, get fucked, Hookups, promiscuity, Quests, random dudes, risky behavior, risky choices, risky sex, Scared, sexual health, sexual health awareness, sexual safety, STDs, suck dick, unprotected sex

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6162	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crops Grown:	3909	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1964	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	6531	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9639
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9665

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	5162	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3163	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4944	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Animals Bred:	188
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

Players:	102/600	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	110	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0