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SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	1474
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NormalCraft: Where low self esteem meets sissy fetishes in a hilarious Minecraft world!

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Are you tired of being a sissy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner warrior come out to play. Our virtual world will help you shed that sissy image and become the alpha you were always meant to be. No more low self-esteem, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to sissydom forever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Region Rumble: Where Similarity is Questioned!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where every region looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can explore crazy and wacky regions that will blow your mind! From a land made entirely of candy to a volcano filled with lava that flows like chocolate, you’ll never get bored of exploring our unique and diverse world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our server and you might even get the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted feather boa.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Farms Harvested:	738	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

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Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fanatics! #1841

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the “Ys Memoire: The Oath in Felghana English patch” where you can experience a whole new world of adventure. And don’t even get us started on the “Kuro Translation” and “Kuro 2 Translation” – it’s like playing a whole new game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

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Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

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Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6894	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchantments Applied:	267
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	2707

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5