SneakySMPPlayer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExBlockerCraft

Boundaries, Breakup, Coldhearted, Communication, Effort, Emotional support, ex boyfriend, ExBlockerCraft, family, GRIEVING, grown ass man, mother passed away, moving on, people pleasing, personal space, relationship, self-care, self-preservation, Siblings, Support

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from ex-boyfriends who can’t take a hint? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual fortress and protect yourself from emotional vampires like never before. No more awkward phone calls or guilt trips, just pure unadulterated fun!

And hey, if you ever need to vent about your ex’s drama, our community is here to listen and support you. Just remember, in our world, you’re the boss and you call the shots.

So come on, join us and leave your ex-boyfriend’s emotional baggage behind. Because in this Minecraft server, the only grief you’ll experience is from losing your diamond pickaxe!

CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan

alliances, american allies, Conflict, controversial, CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan, enemies, foreign relations, Future, global impact, Government, international diplomacy, international relations, leadership, Politics, power dynamics, predictions, Presidency, trump, uncertainty, united states, world affairs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Potions Brewed:	175
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Star Shards Collected:	201	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who needs political drama when you can create your own world of fun and excitement? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

CraftyBlockz: ByeByeUSA!

alcohol, American products, Boycott, ByeByeUSA, Consumer, controversy, CraftyBlockz, decision, Economic, international relations, North America, Political, québec, québecois, Removal, Retail, SAQ, shelves, Spirits, Trade, TUESDAY, wine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the owner is a secret agent who once defeated a creeper army with nothing but a carrot! like, who does that?! also, the mods are all unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give u unlimited diamonds just for saying “potato” in chat. plus, the spawn point is a giant taco made of gold blocks, and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that farts glitter. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks! #potatolove #unicornsrule #carrotwarrior

Kripmain server minecraft

host, Kripmain, Minecraft, non-pay, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1

The server has not yet been advanced since it is made on a non -pay host

Kripmain.aternos.me:22357

The Eternal Region

ETERNAL, Region, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

No PvP	No Griefing	No Stealing
Community Driven Project

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. When will the server go live?

The server will go live as soon as we have 5-10 members. Please apply through our Discord.

2. What are the rules of the server?

No PvP, No Griefing, No Stealing. The server is a community-driven project with a focus on collaboration and teamwork.

3. What features does the server have?

– Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night. – Proximity voice chat for immersive in-game communication. – Easy concrete conversion using cauldrons. – Double shulker shells from every shulker kill. – No phantoms, kill bats for membranes. – Anti-enderman grief, no stolen blocks. – Grief protection plugin.

4. How can I join the server?

To join the server, apply through our Discord server. You can find the link to our Discord in the overview above.

5. What is the server’s community like?

The server encourages teamwork, creative solutions, and long-term industrialization planning. Nether and End will be disabled initially to conquer together as a community event.

6. When will the server officially launch?

The server will be going live this weekend. An official announcement with the exact launch date will be posted soon.

Echoing Dreams 1.21.4

1.21.4, Audio recording, consent, digital recording, dreams, Echoing, Ethics, Hidden Camera, Home Invasion, home security, invasion of privacy, Legality, personal boundaries, privacy concerns, privacy laws, private property, recording, recording devices, security cameras, Surveillance, Technology, Trust, video footage

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9621	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got houses so cool, you’ll wanna record yourself in them! Like, why not show off your sick crib to all your friends? It’s like MTV Cribs but blockier and with more creepers. Plus, our server has the best security system – try to break in and you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry villagers armed with potatoes. It’s like a reality show waiting to happen, but in Minecraft. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to hit record, cuz things are about to get wild in our virtual neighborhood!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

adoption, Black culture, black identity, blackness, Boundaries, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, cultural appropriation, Diversity, dna test, ethnicity, family, fetishization, friendship, Identity, Minecraft, mixed race, Race, Rift, Server, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, white passing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy roommate story!

Experience the thrill of uncovering shocking secrets and identity crises just like Anna did when she found out she’s not actually mixed race! Will you also discover a hidden truth about yourself in our server? Who knows, maybe you’re secretly a unicorn in disguise!

Join now and witness the chaos as players try to claim they’re part Iranian or identify as a different race just to fit in. Embrace the madness as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, even if it means calling out your friends for their ridiculous behavior.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the craziness. Join our server today and let the laughter and insanity begin!

BdayBlunderCraft

Argument, attitude, BdayBlunderCraft, bills, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, Cooking, Effort, emotional needs, groceries, housework, love language, Manipulation, neglect, one sided, relationship, reminder, Resentment, Special, unemployed

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting your birthday is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!

Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!

Pup Puzzle Palace

adaptation, animal science, Assumptions, Behavior, biological diversity, Breed, canine, Challenges, comparative anatomy, dog, Evolution, genetics, Morphology, natural selection, Palace, Performance, physical traits, pup, puzzle, scientific research, selective breeding, skull shape, specialization

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

come join our amazin server where dog skull shape is da key to success!! we got challenges dat will make u question everything u know about performance specialization from selective breeding!! build ur own dog skull shaped castle and show off ur skills to da world!! u wont find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so join now and let da fun begin!! 🐶💀🏰 #dogskullshape #minecraftmadness

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Star Shards Collected:	93
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7143	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	123
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magic Items Found:	5261
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Players:	97/900	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5