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Players: |
99/400 |
Votes: |
3283 |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
7 |
Villages Defended: |
6 |
Secret Passages Found: |
4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
7 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
7 |
Mines Excavated: |
3938 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
4 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday