SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Void Gems Collected:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Astral Projections Made:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5826	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	6539
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8300
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2291	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6648	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ores Mined:	1675
Mines Excavated:	2808	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8898	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Potions Brewed:	121	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	3709
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2000

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	155
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1963	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	189	New Chunks Explored:	601275
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?