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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8893 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 8344 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 744 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 382 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.