| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6034 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
#not_bug_but_feature
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1767 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2971 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 7120 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Farms Harvested: | 858 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3656 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 842 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5940 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1271 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 411 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7282 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 413 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 252 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 25 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7268 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Overview |
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| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8463 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6887 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 4367 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2822 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5538 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 6616 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 142 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5066 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
