Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Gods Slained: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

    Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

    So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Animals Bred: 130
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2743 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

    BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

    But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Towns Built: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

    HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

    Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockBingeCraft

    BlockBingeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Star Shards Collected: 228
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GazaGriefGone

    GazaGriefGone
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

    one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

    also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

    so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Based Based Based Minecraft Server

    Based Based Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

    Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

    BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

    Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SisterSquadDormKick

    SisterSquadDormKick
    Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

    Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

    Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Alien Abductions: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NormCraft: Back in the Day

    NormCraft: Back in the Day
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Meow Mine Minecraft Server

    Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

    The server has:

    * seasons with biome and mob spawn features

    * custom enchantments and items

    * cosmetics

    * Battle pass

    * duels with unique locations

    * bank with a system of interest on deposits

    * parkour

    * works

    * mob arena

    * king of the hill

    The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Potions Brewed: 145

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

    Hype Nigga Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4986 Dragon Eggs Found: 8935
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

    PetOverPartner Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

    Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

    NoPlusOneAllowedCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

    Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

    So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Runes Activated: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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